What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I think that being gay is wrong, but I treat gay people respectfully like any other person. Is it homophobic? Or offensive in any kind of way? Aren’t disagreement and discrimination two different things?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is something you have to share?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?