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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 00:31

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

Live and Let Die

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

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Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How many couples swap wives?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

Dr No

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.