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15.06.2025 06:08

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...